I can’t find my bag anywhere! I’m going to be later for the party if I don’t find it soon! Hang on. What the hell are you doing? Are you looking up my skirt? AND WANKING? Omg you’re such a dirty pervert!! You’re my step-dad’s best mate! What the hell would he think of you doing that?? You have my bag don’t you?? You’ll give me it back on one condition? What’s that then? You want me to fuck my ass with this gold vibrator. Omg seriously?
