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I *attempt* to bake a cake but it doesn't quite go as planned! I start out in a tiny tank and a tiny... is it a skirt or underwear? I get my cake batter ready but only have a fork to mix it with, but then I realize I have hands! After mixing it, my recipe calls for chocolate and strawberry syrup, but it's on too high a shelf. I spill it all over myself but it feels so good that I go for another bottle of each! It drips down my whole body. I go to put the cake in the oven but it doesn't make it in and I get drenched in batter. I was supposed to put powdered sugar on the cake but now there's nothing to powder but myself! I make sure to do a very thorough job.