Welcome to the GOONER life. Say goodbye to normality, masturbator. I'm turning off your brain and turning on your cock -- pushing that cock into overdrive, until I wreck your mind completely. Until I pull you so deep into porn addiction that you'll never escape.  From now on, gooning is what you do. Porn is your life. And you will self-destruct for porn. STROKE for me. Up and down that cock. PUMP it. Edge and whimper. Goon and moan. Tug it slowly...and then pump it harder and harder. Fuck that hand just like a pussy. You'll never read a book or go out on a date again, gooner. You're so addicted to your own hand that GOONING is ALL that you can do. Jerk faster! I'm ruining your life. Breaking your cock. Breaking your brain. Turning you into a PERMAGOON. This is the end, but it's just the beginning. Welcome to the gooner life!