This is the sexiest most wonderful idea ever! My dream now is to have you insert a OH Henry or Sweet Marie or Mr Big into your ass for about 20 minutes or however long it takes to melt a bit, and then slowly squeeze it out and after watching it come out, i'd love to eat the whole bar slightly melted for extra flavor!
WoW what a dream, then we could solve the age old question: When you eat your Smarties, do you eat the red ones last, or do you suck them very slowly, then blow them out your ASS !