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Let me ask you, do YOU think that you’ve been nice this year? Really? Because you seem awfully naughty to me, sending me constant dick pics like a horned up little loser! You are such a worthless little fucker! GOD I just want you to suffer, and the good thing is that I have a way to make your punishment come true. I have a little pull with the greater powers, and specifically with the powers of punishment for this Krampusnacht. Oh yes, I am Krampus, a vengeful punishing spirit, and I am going to punish you by taking away what is most precious to you- your sleigh bell balls!