The holidays are such a special time of year. Getting to spend time with family, catching up with loved ones, reporting to them that you've had yet another year of being a huge embarrassing failure. Do they even invite you to celebrate with them anymore? Or are they too ashamed? Maybe you're nervous about attending... They're going to ask you if you've gotten a girlfriend. What are you going to tell them THIS YEAR? How many years has it been that you've showed up as a solo loser? You know, I don't think it's uncommon to feel nervous about socializing, but I do think that you should interrogate that fear. Confident people don't feel this way. They have things they're proud to share with others... but that's not you, is it? No. You can't really tell them that you're My proud little pornosexual. But you can be proud to tell me! And that's really all that matters. Just keep pumping. Just keep getting more addicted. Just keep getting worse for me. Let me humiliate you, not just for the holidays, but forever.
