I know… I know you’re very disappointed. You promised your wife she’ll finally get that kitchen remodeling she’s been dreaming of. I don’t know what to tell you. I’m as shocked as you they’ve called all bonuses this year. (Except mine of course) look it’s not fun for me staying in late night after night even on holidays working late hours. I mean my marriage is on the rocks. It’s so embarrassing you caught me masturbating in my office. Look maybe we can help each other out.. I’ll give you that big bonus you’ve been waiting for and I get…