I've been observing you for a while, watching the way you look at me. And I've decided it's time to take things into my own hands, and have my way with you. I know you're helpless to my charms; you cannot resist me. So I'm going to have a little fun with you. I can see it in your eyes, how badly you want to be mine. So I make you an offer you can't refuse; there'll be no more fucking your girlfriend from now on.