I have an infestation. But instead of getting rid of the tiny things I find in my carpet, I like the play with them. See, there are tiny little men and I am huge. I pick him up and start to lick between his legs with my big, massive, wet tongue. I tease with my tongue and mouth until he screams, "Don't eat me!". I want to see how big he is compared to my tiniest pinky toe. Too bad... he's too small. I stick him between my toes but OOPS! I dropped him! Luckily I think there's another one watching me... I think I'll grab you too.
