My pathetic little toilet, Tim, called to whine about missing out on holiday celebrations and going hungry because he was too busy working to serve me. Such a selfless goddess, I decided to bless him with a special ‘holiday meal’ featuring all my favorites: black-eyed peas, greens, macaroni, and cornbread. Of course, it’s served in the only way he deserves—straight from me. Watch as I remind him exactly where he stands while he ‘enjoys’ this feast.
