(So many real loud farts in this video). You hid a camera in the bathroom and have been watching me use the toilet for weeks. All the loud shits and farts, you love it. Until one day, I run out of toilet paper and try to get your attention but instead I notice the tiny camera. At first I'm embarrassed but then I'm just mad. Since you didn't bring me toilet paper and I couldn't wipe you're going to have to use your tongue to clean my asshole. After it's all clean I let out a huge fart into your mouth. You're my toilet now. I put your camera in my toilet so you can have a better view when you're not home. When you're here, I just pee all over you.