My husband is WORKING and I want him to pay attention to me! Fortunately, I know just how to make that happen. I parade around the bedroom in stockings and suspenders, but he's not looking. I start loudly tidying up, but he's not paying attention. I start throwing laundry at him - that should do the trick! And it does! He tells me to go and fetch his cane and the clover clamps. I know I'm in trouble now, which is JUST what I wanted! Funishment, goody!
