Thank you so much for such a wonderful date! It was so much fun & the food was absolutely delicious! I'm glad you wanted to come over.... But I admit....my stomach has been hurting ever since the food! Maybe it was all the seafood & cheese? Oh God I farted! That's so so embarrassing I'm so sorry! Are you sure you want to stay whilst I'm like this? Okay...try not to laugh at me. Watch me squirm and wiggle as I let out lots & lots of farts after our first ever date! See how embarrassed I am as I can't help but keep farting!
