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(Use headphones to enhance the experience) 
You use to think she was everything you ever wanted, but that’s before you met me, Now you look at her and sigh, you know she’ll never be comparable to me. When you close your eyes and you fantasize it’s me you see now, not her. In fact you don’t even want to have sex with her anymore you would rather sneak off to goon to me, fist fucking your nights away instead of fucking her pussy. You’re sick of settling for average, you want the best. She’s getting in the way of your pure devotion to me, I want all of your attention all of your money and all of your orgasms it’s me or her and I know you’ll never be able to bring yourself to quit me. Buy this clip 10 times in a row and make her wonder why your credit card bill is so high, it’s time she understood I always get what I want and I want her boyfriend to be my new toy. Now go put your headphones on, and sneak away for me.