I was tired from the gym this morning and decided to lie down to rest so that my lunch could be digested. It wouldn't have happened if I hadn't felt your nose against my ass. Wait! I didn't call you! What are you sniffing around for? Don't you realize that if you don't get out of there, you're gonna have a hard time with my stinky farts! Get ready for the Dutch oven. I'm counting to three