POV: You stop by a church to be forgiven of your recent sins & are immediately greeted by a young nun who with the power of the holy spirit transforms you into a big clear 24 inch balloon, She then stuffs you beneath her holy garb - subsequently forgiving you of all of your recent sins through the power of Jesus Christ! After Your spiritual healing is fully completed She quickly & painlessly transforms You back into a now new and improved holier than thou human being!