Who knows why you always visit me during your lunch break. Is it because you don't want to eat at the sandwich shop next door? Either way, today is a special lunch break, because I have some secret cigs that a friend got me from her lab! I don't care that you won't smoke it with me. You will get a contact high anyway cuz it's supposed to be really good. What could go wrong? The government would never harm anyone by doing anything funny to the cigs... ;) After getting really high with you, I start feeling a bit funny. My stomach hurts, I have bad gas, and my ass itches... What could be happening? I swear it has nothing to do with the cigs, I bet we are both just really high. I need to fart! Holy fuck, is that a tail? Is your favorite nasty bitch becoming the dirty jackass she acts like every day? Is she finally going to learn her lesson? Or are you both just a bit too high