Honey, we need to have a talk. I know things have been difficult for you at work lately. Folks aren't showing up for your sermons the way they used to, and I know you're under a lot of pressure. But I have to be honest, this whole tradlife thing isn't working for me. Being a tradwife is supposed to be about domestic servitude and submitting to your husband, but what kind of domestic life is this if you can't even get me pregnant? I know it hurts to hear, but it's the truth. And... everyone at church knows. I mean, who am I supposed to talk to about this except for the other women at church? But don't worry, I've got options for you. Since a divorce would publicly humiliate you further, I thought of some ways this could work if we stayed married. Since I've had so much time on my hands, I've picked up a new hobby. And I've been having so much fun with it, that I figured we could play around with it a bit, too. If you don't want to, then I suppose I'll see you in court. But something tells me that the man of god in front of me, is soon-to-be a man of Goddess.
