It's time to take My out for some exercise and training. he really needs it because he's kind of dumb.. but he needs to get ready for the competition I'm going to have between ALL My s to see which one is the best! The that comes in last will get thrown away so if he wants to stay in My stable then he will continue training to get better for Me. I deserve the BEST. I start him off with some warm up exercises before I get on his back and ride him around the yard. My stupid is so slow so I'm constantly hitting him with My whip to go faster. Of course I give him some breaks and spit in his mouth so he doesn't overheat but then its RIGHT back to training! FASTER I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE TIRED! DON'T FORGET TO NEIGH FOR ME! My dumb is struggling trying to carry Me around the yard but I keep working him.. eventually the idiot collapses and I almost fall! This is UNACCEPTABLE! Time to tie him back up and give him a nice beating before leaving him outside all night! We will train again tomorrow.
