Stupid horny man. You're lucky, I'm actually going to let you jerk off today. I'll even be nice and promise that you'll get to cum at the end. It's just getting there is going to be a little different than what you probably had in mind, but you're pathetic enough that you'll do anything if it leads to an orgasm. Make sure you're wearing a pair of jeans, because you're going to show me just how sad and desperate you are to cum, they're going to stay on the entire time.