It's the month of LOVE. The month where all those happy dream couples show their perfect lives and you? You just sit at home, humping your own hand to another porn clip and wish you could ever get a girlfriend. Well, too bad, I'm here to tell you that nobody will EVER love you. How would any woman ever like a guy who is obsessed with jerking off and porn? You're so embarrassing and pathetic. The quicker you realize that, the better. At least you still have something so much better than love. You can serve your goddess through gooning for her every day. Why not turn the month of love to the month of GOONING for you, loser? Go ahead and serve me, haha!