I'm starving and start shoving pizza slice after slice into my mouth.  I take big bites while rubbing my big belly.  Some bites I dip into ranch and at one point I put two pieces together to get more into me.  I take sips of soda here and there to help wash it down and it makes me burp.  I get so full from half of the pizza but there is still room for dessert, a piece of chocolate lava cake