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Well, me and my boyfriend are fighting, yet again. It’s always the same thing with him. And here you are being such a good friend just listening to me complain. I’m sure you’d rather spend your lunch break doing something else. In the midst of all this arguing, I definitely noticed you sticking your face in my feet. I might be distracted but not THAT distracted! This might just be the perfect opportunity to blow off some steam. Go ahead shove your face into my feet and enjoy. In fact, fuck it. I’ll even let you fuck my feet. It’s just feet right? Totally not like I’m cheating. Right?