You pledge to be pussy free. You pledge to never even try to get laid. That's gross and weird, because YOU are gross and weird. You know you don't deserve sexual pleasure at the expense of a woman. Going forward, you are going to pledge to be pussy free. PROMISE IT. Swear to me that you will never again stick your cock in a woman. From here on out, it's nothing but jerking off for you. You will goon out on CLOWN CONTENT. You will SERVE THE CIRCUS. No pussy, only PUMPING THAT COCK TO PORN.