Meet Teddy, the unsuspecting victim of my gassy wrath. Watch as I slip into my skimpiest shorts, flaunting my curves, and let loose a symphony of long, gross farts that poor Teddy will never forget. Each toot is more potent than the last, filling the room with a stench so vile, it'll make your toes curl. But don't worry, you'll be too busy enjoying the view of my bouncing cheeks to care. This is one nightmare Teddy won't mind reliving, and you'll be right there with him, wishing you could be the one under my cheeks!
