Oh no, silly me, I completely forgot my sweet step-bro mentioned he was bringing a girl over tonight… or did I? Oopsie! Guess it just slipped my mind. But since I’m already here, it’d be rude not to get to know your little girlfriend. I mean, she should know how close we are, right? Maybe I’ll share some fun little secrets about what we do when no one’s watching. She deserves to know what she’s competing with, poor thing. Let’s hope she doesn’t bolt like the others. But even if she does, don’t worry, you always come back to me, don’t you?
