Oh, I'm still laughing about the pathetic little thing you sent me! You really thought that would impress me? It's barely a cock, just a head and some balls with no shaft to speak of. I mean, what's the point of even calling it a penis? No woman's time is worth wasting on something so insignificant. And yet, here you are, begging for my attention. It's almost... cute. In this custom video, I'll be ridiculing your tiny excuse for a cock, and I have to say, it's going to be a real treat. So, sit back, relax, and get ready for a good laugh at your own expense. Let's see just how ridiculous you really are...