Hi sweetie! I brought home something from the store. Oh, did you think it was groceries? No. It's a strap-on. Come on, I know you want to try it! I've seen the porn you watch. Let me coax you gently into first sucking my strap-on and then taking it hard from behind. You're going to be surprised how much you like it. And I think my big strap-on is going to make you cum.