You knew from day one, when you moved in and started freeloading, that there'd be rules. Chief among them? Keep this place clean while I'm earning a living. But have you been holding up your end of the bargain? Hell no! This place is a dump, and all you do is mope around like a lazy bum. Well, that stops now. You want to stay here rent-free? You'll do exactly what I say, starting with this: get on your knees and kiss my feet, show me you're grateful for my charity. And don't just peck them; lick, suck, run that tongue all over these big, sweaty feet. Get a real taste of what it means to be dependent on someone else's kindness. Then, and only then, we'll talk about your other responsibilities around here. But mark my words, if you want to keep living in my space, you'll earn it by doing what I tell you, no matter how dirty or demeaning it might seem. So get started, and don't forget to clean this pigsty of a place afterward.
