It's not like you need another reason to worship me. But since I've been accomplishing so much lately, I thought I'd film this little clip before heading to the gym just to talk about my day and itemize a few of the thousands of reasons that I'm effortlessly above you. Effortlessly superior to you. And why you pay. Learn a little more about what I do in my professional life and personal life, and compare it to your dull, boring, sexless pathetic existence. I know it makes you hard when I rub it in and make you pay.