Dressed in my black latex catsuit and high heeled boots, I'm almost ready for my daring burglary! All I need is my pink rubber washing up gloves (so I leave no fingerprints!) and my 3-hole balaclava. This is so exciting! I feel so professional! Once I've broken into the house though, I just can't seem to find anything valuable. I search room after room, getting increasingly frustrated. Where is all the loot? I don't understand! Don't tell me I've dressed up for NOTHING?!
