I have something to tell you and I don't feel all that bad about it. But don't worry, I have a new "solution" for our relationship that'll fix all our issues. I mean, this was all your fault in the first place. If that cock of yours was adequate enough none of this would have happened but I'm willing to make some adjustments to our relationship that will definitely be better for the both of us (and definitely BIGGER for me). So what do you say? You know you won't ever get the chance to be with a girl like me again if we break up, so why not accommodate to what I want?