You hired the best maid - you're on a quest to find a perfect maid, you've been single for a while, living in a large place that takes forever to clean. I knock on the door for the interview, I'm pleasantly surprised to see how handsome you are and how nice your apartment is. I tell you I am well experienced, I can bring recommendations. You agree to hire me and I'm happy. The next day I start work, and you come home earlier than I thought and just enter and look at me while I do some cleaning. I am extremely clumsy, I knock down everything... I finally notice you're there, I'm worried that you saw the things on the floor. You confront me about it and I finally admit that I was never a maid, but I really needed the job, so I lied to get it. i promised I'll do my best to learn and get better at this, but you're not so convinced you want me to be your maid... but then I realize... I may be clumsy but I have other qualities and I noticed how you were staring at me, with a bulge growing in your pants. I take advantage of this, strip down to nothing and ride you. I'm the lady of the house now!