Ugh step-Daddy.... I KNOW I said we could have sex today but I feel so awful...I'm so constipated & I CANNOT stop farting! My tummy hurts so so much! Wait... you want me to get all of my painful farts out step-daddy? Are you sure? They are SO stinky...SO smelly....but if you insist, I'll let all of my stinky farts out!
