I'm so excited for your visit over the break, sweetie! I've made some lifestyle changes that I'm nervous to share with you, but I think you'll enjoy them. step-Mommy is a nudist! There's nothing to be embarrassed about, darling. None of the neighbors seem to mind. What do you mean it makes you uncomfortab-OH! I'm flattered that I can make you so hard. Since we're the only two home right now, take those pants off and let step-Mommy teach you all about the lifestyle. I'll cover myself in whipped cream to make it extra sweet.