You made a big mistake choosing the wrong partner. You thought you could keep our little "arrangement" hidden, didn't you? But guess what? My name is all over your bank statements. Every time she accesses that joint account, she's one click away from discovering our secret. You've been sending me money, trying to keep me quiet, all because you can't resist me. You've always had a crush on me, haven't you? Now, with every transaction, you're playing a dangerous game. How long until she sees my name and realises you're not just in control of your finances anymore? Keep the thrill alive, keep the secret, and keep funding your guilty pleasure. But remember, it's only a matter of time before your financial affair comes to light