I truly am the world's best ex-gf. Men can't get over me, I mean, you're here right now, aren't you? You'll never, ever meet another girl that gets into your head the same way I do. I've ruined men, and I mean RUINED. Taking their money, their 'real' girlfriends, their self-esteem. And yet, you're here. Still so in love with me, so addicted to the pain and misery that so nicely felt like ecstasy. Love is pain, and I am more than happy to inflict it on you. You can say what you want about me, call me evil, cruel, heartless. I really don't care. I never cared for any of the men I broke the hearts of, some repeatedly. All I care about is what I can take. Your pride, your ego, your sense of trust. Ha, I'm very memorable.