Pay your Jerk Off Taxes

Uh oh! I've been informed you owe a LOT of back taxes. No, not your government taxes, dummy. Jerk off taxes. Didn't you know? you owe Women every time you jerk off. This isn't a cum tax either. I don't care if you cum. In fact, I'd prefer it if you didn't! But every. single. time. you touch your pathetic, nasty cock, you owe Me, and all Women, really. So get caught up on your taxes, and start paying them ON TIME from now on, ok? Every time you touch yourself. And if you're worried you can't afford it, maybe try jerking off less? Ha, we both know THAT will never happen, loser