You’re the office IT guy, and as it turns out, you’re also the office perv! How creepy that you’re really sitting there “working on my computer” and also trying to catch a peek up my skirt. I knew you had a little thing for me. But I guess since you technically did fix my computer, maybe I should do a little something to help with that boner in your pants… Can’t have you catching a case with HR over this… Then EVERYONE will know you’re the office perv!