Happy Valentine's Day! You know that this is the closest a little virgin like you is ever going to get to a real date. You're always going to be a virgin. You can't even talk to girls and you certainly wouldn't know what to do if you were ever in the same room with Me. That's why the closest thing you are going to have to a date is serving Me and watching My videos. That's ok, because I am a perfect Goddess and serving Me is the best thing that you have ever done. You like being My virgin loser because you crave any attention from Me, even if I'm making fun of you. You would do anything to keep Me happy, after all, this is the closest thing to a real relationship that you are ever gong to have