I just got out of the shower and I’m so turned on by how fat I am. I had to buy a specialized towel, the biggest one I could find just to fit me. I’m so fat that regular towels don’t fit me, but the truth is, this massive one doesn’t fit that well either. I’ve gotten so fat that wrapping a towel all the way around and nothing peaking out is just not a thing for me anymore, and it never will be again unless I buy a custom one or make it myself. That’s so hot, I’m absolutely massive now.