You have come to my clinic because you have a 'problem' you are a gooner and you are spiralling down a path of addiction. You have been told to stop, to quit, that gooning is not good for you... however I am a pleasure nurse and I want you to continue your goon addiction. Gooning feels good, therefore its good for you. Nothing feels better than gooning- therefore nothing is better for you than gooning. I am here to train you, to give into pleasure and get more addicted. Because feeling good is good for you. Addiction, obedience and servitude is good for you.