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What in the name of God, is that tiny thing? Is it a coat hook? Why do you have a coat hook glued to your balls? Where did your penis go? How are you ever going to satisfy a woman sexually? I guess you're going to have to learn to get REALLY good with your tongue! In the meantime, do me a solid and lean up against that wall over there. This jacket cost more than your car, and I'd like to put your "cock" to some practical use.