You can find forgiveness for your sins and shame through masturbation AND get rid of that pesky religious guilt you feel. How? I will forgive you but you will only find true repentance when you jerk off to me reciting the Lord's Prayer to you and cumming while you are prayed for. Doesn't matter what religion you are or were. This simple prayer and JOI will remove all the guilt you feel. But is this not blasphemous? Is this not sinning? I'm not here to debate semantics. I'm here to provide you with the forgiveness you need.