You really thought she'd come, didn't you? Sitting there, pathetic, with your poor bouquet bought at the last minute, naively hoping that someone would deign to take an interest in you on Valentine's Day. But look at you... All alone, as usual. Mint and I have been watching you for a while, and frankly, we can't laugh any longer. Your cheap outfit, your desperate look... Haven't you ever understood that women like us aren't interested in guys like you? Oh, don't worry, we'll explain in detail why you'll never end up in a woman's bed on February 14th... let alone ours. Come and join us. Come on, do as you're told. It'll be the only time in the evening that two such gorgeous women will deign to pay you any attention. But of course, it comes at a price. What did you think? That you could be in our presence for free? Every word, every look, every breath we deign to take is going to cost you. But you like that, don't you? To be our entertainment, our docile little paypig who pays off without a second thought. We're going to laugh at you, at your face, at your ridiculousness, and above all, at your illusions. Do you still think you have a chance with us? That your insignificant existence could arouse anything other than contempt and disgust? It's adorable... but so pathetic. So just keep paying and let us rip the last pieces from your poor little heart. Because when it comes down to it, that's all you deserve this Valentine's Day: an emptied account, trampled pride and an evening you'll remember for a long time... but never for the right reasons.
