You are my new stepdad who has presented me with a list of house rules you expect me to follow. Ha! Who do you think you are, you middle-aged weakling? I toss away your rules and proceed to mock you while I flex my muscles. One by one I replace your rules with rules of my own - rules that involve YOU serving ME, worshipping MY muscles, and catering to MY needs. How do you like your new life now, Daddy