Let’s play a little game, I show you my feet first, and then you surprise me with showing me your dick. I start off excited. I just knew you were going to impress me. But then I saw that tiny little number, and I couldn’t help but laugh. That’s what you bring to the table? No wonder you’re here, desperate for my attention. After you’ve embarrassed yourself enough, I send you away like a stray. I’m done with you.