Happy Valentine's Day, pathetic excuse for a boyfriend... or should I say, soon-to-be-ex? I know you were expecting a romantic evening with me, but that's not happening. Our relationship is on the brink of collapse, and I'm sick of your incompetence. You've had your chance to step up and be a real man, but you've failed miserably. Here's the deal. I've got a guy lined up, and he's going to take me out on a date tonight. You're going to watch from the sidelines as I get spoiled, loved and fucked the way I deserve. And you're going to accept it, because that's the only way to save this relationship. You want to keep me happy? You want to keep me from walking out the door? Then you'd better start stepping up your game. Seeing me with someone else might finally give you the push you need to And trust me, you need it.