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Ugh! I just got all ready for our valentine date, and my pathetic husband is running late- and won't even answer his phone! You know what, he was supposed to be home an hour ago, fuck this. I'll just take myself on a date, maybe even find me a man who treats me right... I come home late, and my husband is finally home! He wants to know what I was out doing out so late, so I decide to just show him! I brought my husband a hot, fresh creampie for valentines day <3