Good heavens, what a surprise! I was just doing a property valuation, and I've stumbled across you, a naked man, wearing nothing but high-heeled boots, and firmly tied up, gagged and hooded. Looking closer, I can see that you're also impaled upon a dildo! What's going on here? And should I let you go, or use the toys that have been left on the bed, to make your predicament even more, umm, challenging? I've ALWAYS wanted to have a go at BDSM, and I quite like the idea of being a dominatrix for the afternoon. Now, where shall we start? With these nipple clamps, perhaps?